Limericks

Madman Jack

There was a madman named Mack

Who thought he was a lumberjack

He cut down the trees

With only his knees

And soon his legs he would lack

Dog and Cat

There once was a dog named Bobby

Who played in the yard with a tabby

They tore up the magnolias

Leaving only the dahlias

And was sent to SPCA for being crazy